Poor Bears

Joe Schmitt was so disturbed by the Bears' abysmal playing that he tweaked the familiar fight song.




"Lie down, Chicago Bears,
snatch defeat from the jaws of victory;
Lie down, Chicago Bears,
let them score and you've lost your dignity.
We'll never forget the way you bored the nation
with your punt formation.
Lie down, Chicago Bears,
you've failed again to convert on third down.
Haven't had a man since Jim McMahon,
Chicago Bears, lie down."

If only it wasn't true.